sheesh! i hope my man will be him.

Leonard: If you don’t have any other plans, do you want to join us for Thai food and a Superman movie marathon?
Penny: A marathon? How many Superman movies are there?
Sheldon: You’re kidding, right?
Penny: I do like the one where Lois Lane falls from the helicopter and Superman swooshes down and catches her. Which one was that?
Everyone: One.
Sheldon: You realize that scene was rife with scientific inaccuracy?
Penny: Yes, I know, men can’t fly.
Sheldon: No, no. Let’s assume that they can. Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second, per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces.
Leonard: Unless Superman matches her speed and decelerates!
Sheldon: In what space, sir? In what space? She’s two feet above the ground! Frankly, if he really loved her, he’d let her hit the pavement. It’d be a more merciful death.
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I marry him on the spot.