foodies!!!

Lalala. Because I'm completely bored out of my gourd, I'm gonna blog about the strange things that I love to eat. Okay, they aren't strange. They are only strange because OTHERS say they are. To me, they are completely normal, edible foods. And I know I shouldn't start a sentence with 'because'.

Scambled Egg
1. Mash up a hard-boiled egg.
2. Add sugar.
3. Add butter/ mayonnaise.
4. Add black pepper.
5. Mash up everything.
6. Eat it and go "Ahhh...".

Egg Drink
1. Crack a raw egg into a cup.
2. Add rock sugar.
3. Pour boiling water into the cup until it's near to the brim.
4. Cap the cup and wait for 5 minutes.
5. Drink it and go "Ahhh...".

Mashed Potato
1. Mash up a cooked potato.
2. Add sugar.
3. Add butter/ mayonnaise.
4. Add black pepper.

5. Mash up everything.

6. Eat it and go "Ahhh...".

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Oh gawd. I'm incredibly bored. BUT I prefer boredom to fatigue and frustration.

And I'll not be held responsible if you decide to try these recipes. I do not get tummy upsets from these. But it could be due to years of conditioning.