Head on the ground, shaken.

The little midget (The use of this little midget thing stuck with me since I read it in a book aeons ago. Haha. I think it's かわいいね!) in my head is making a hell lot of din. Gawd. It has been like this since Saturday. Though it's a mere 3 days ago, it feels like an awfully long time. It's like a perpetual hangover. Gawd, gawd, gawd.

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(our name tags)

Meizhen, Kayan and I went for our BFH course yesterday. The above was what we did during class. I was introduced to all the members of SHINee and DBSK, I think. I only remember the one who looks like a girl. JaeJoong or something close to that. Haha. There were these 3 boys who slept right in front of the instructor. The whole time Meizhen and I were going that we can't believe that Kiat has to fork out a whopping $*** per person for this course.

Charlene, Meizhen, Kayan
(our tag numbers for the practical test)

Anyway, we aimed to be the first few to finish the theory test and that's what we got! Yay! We finished the whole thing around 17:09. Haha. Poor Sham, who finished his around 7 plus pm. Haha. NINNY YOU.

After that, we headed down to TAMPINES 1. But whoa man, it was crazy crowded. We went to Centuary Square instead for dinner. I was scammed for my dumb desert. It was full of ice and friggin' RED BEANS , cleverly and skilfully hidden right at the base. I was so disgusted. UGHHH. Meizhen and Kayan kept covering them with the spoon so that I would stop staring at them. Yucks! I hate green, red, black, yellow... Ugh. ALL BEANS, except soya beans of course. Gross, gross, gross. I don't care if they are good for the skin or whatever. They make me nauseous. *shudders*

We hung around a bit. This time I was introduced to Melody's evil twin, Kaori or something. After a while, we decided to take our chances with Tampines 1 again. Haha. It was so much much much less crowded around 9 plus, except for Uniqlo of course. Meizhen was/ is looking for a flannel shirt. But we didn't see any nice one at Topshop. We checked out the Singtel plans for Meizhen, who felt cheated with her 500 free smses. And whoo boy, there was SO MUCH FOOD. Japanese, to boot! I tried the Lime and Honey drink at Yumi House. おいしいね！We got New Zealand ice-creams; chocolate for M&K and green tea for me (as always). While waiting for Khairul, we visited Yamakawa Super and I got my siblings 7 drinks and a tube of sweets for 24 bucks. It seemed okay until... I told Sham. He was going on about how expensive it was and then he told me that his friend spent 81 bucks at Uniqlo. I was like okay, this guy is dead thrifty. And then he was like "I usually shop at Topman.". *mimics his signature straight-eyes-straight-mouth face* -_-
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Meizhen: Eh guess how old she is? *points to me*
Khairul: 18???
Charlene J.: I LOVE YOU!!! But I love Meizhen (who said that she thought I was 16 when she first met me) and Kayan (who quickly added that she thought I was 15) more! Hahaha.
Khairul: *bewildered look* WHY SO OLD?!?
Charlene J.: HUH?!?
Meizhen: (something along the line of "What sort of question is that?!?")
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There was one point during the train ride to Tampines when Kayan was trying to tie her fringe. She was trying to look into the mirror that Meizhen was holding and going, "I'm okay, I'm okay." and Meizhen was going "Can or not?". Both of them were really loud and everyone behind them was looking at them, trying to figure what was wrong. Hahahahaha.
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Instructor: Does anyone know what's the difference between a chicken and a hen?
CY Partner: A chicken can make chicken rice. A hen, cannot.

The chicken's a generic name for hens and cocks. Whilst a hen is specific, pertaining to the female species. Gee. I always thought that chicken means it's cooked. And a hen is, well, a female bird.

Which reminds me. Hidayah said that beef is from the bull, when describing the salad to a Malay customer. Haha.
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Oh oh oh. SHAM DIDN'T KNOW THAT ZARA SELLS MEN STUFF. Omg. Caveman. Caveman. Caveman. (Okay, that's probably why we are such good buds. I didn't know that you could withdraw a twenty from the ATM machine until yesterday. I have been painfully withdrawing 50s. Ugh.)

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And umm... Why would anyone want to dye their down under BLUE?!? Cassie's new hairstyle screams bold bold bold.

Ten years' down the road, I want to see myself in London, doing what I want to do.
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Reminder: Do what you're supposed to do and do it well. That's it. Ignore everything else.