August tells it all.

I used to have a habit of smsing in the death of the night, 'cause it was like when they woke up in the morning... BEEP! You've got SMS! (Okay. Ain't funny. Haha.) I mean, well, I liked to wake up to that. But you know, sometimes that bud happened to be awake and messaged right back! And I would be like "Cool...". Haha. Anyway, that happened last night, close to 3am. Haha. It was nice to read your multiple 'Hahahaha's again.
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Facebook has some really swell stuff. Take a look at what August says about me...

Loves to joke
Attractive
Suave and caring
Brave and fearless
Firm and has leadership qualities
Knows how to console others
Too generous and egoistic
Takes high pride of oneself
Thirsty for praises
Extraordinary spirit
Easily angered
Angry when provoked
Easily jealous
Observant
Careful and cautious
Thinks quickly
Independent thoughts
Loves to lead and to be led
Loves to dream
Talented in the arts, music and defense
Sensitive but not petty
Poor resistance against illnesses
Learns to relax
Hasty and rusty
Romantic
Loving and caring
Loves to make friends

The 'angry' and 'jealous' bits are dead hit-ons.
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Antibiotic, please hear my plea for a miracle recovery!!!